I've reached that point now where it just feels so strange not to be working. It doesn't suit me. So, I'd really like a job to eventuate soon. Just so I'd feel comfortable spending a bit of money on something.
So, unlike yesterday where we stayed in and cleaned the house and cooked, we ventured out of the house today and into the freezing cold. I'm not exaggerating about the freezingness of the cold either - there are puddles which are solid ice all day long. Ponds are getting a thin layer of ice on them. I believe soon the streams and rivers shall start to freeze over too.
Today's excursion took us on a tube to Hyde Park Corner where they do a free walking tour which I shall attempt to link here. The walk started at the Wellington Arch, which was put up in honour of the Duke of Wellington for his victory at the Battle of Waterloo where he beat Napoleon. Across the road from this is his house, which has the address of number 1, London.
From there we walked through Green Park along Constitution Hill. The road is not named for the document, but rather because the King (Charles II) would go for his daily constitutional through the flower gardens in the park, picking a different flower for each of his mistresses. When his wife, the Queen, heard of this behaviour, she had her men pull up every single flower in the park. Thus the park is now entirely bare and green.
At the end of this walk is, of course, Buckingham Palace. The Queen was not in today unfortunately, so I didn't get to meet her. Ok, so we weren't invited, but we were told that one could be invited in if one were important enough or had important friends. Or we could always break in. There have actually been several successful break-ins at Buckingham palace; one by a confused bunch of German tourists looking for Hyde Park and another by a drunk Irishman who traipsed through every room of the place until he came to the Queen's bedroom, who happened to be there at the time. Through a series of mishap and coincidence, Liz had to converse with the man for 15 minutes before she had the chance to call a servant to restrain him.
We walked from there past Charlie and the boys' house and down Pall Mall past the Athenaeum club, which is pretty much the most exclusive gentleman's club in the world with a 60 year waiting list unless you happen to accidentally win a Nobel prize or something. At the end of this street is Trafalgar Square, which I had seen before.
It's interesting the note that the four lions around the monument in the square are disproportionate as they are based off spaniels. The sculptor only had the decapitated head of a lion to work with when crafting them. The monument in the middle of Trafalgar Square is Admiral Nelson, who died during the battle of Trafalgar where he soundly beat Napoleon's fleet.
Just to the South of this is the Admiralty Arch, which is suitably impressive and also contains a piece of Nelson's anatomy (allegedly). It could also be Wellington, Napoleon or Kind Edward VII. About 7 feet off the ground is a very bizarre nose - perfect height for a man on horseback to rub against his. Now, no one knows why it is there, which I find very odd as the arch was built in 1912 so someone has to know!
From there we learned about another super secret thing - the super secret tunnels under our feet. Allegedly, though denied by all official types, there are secret tunnels that link up the palace with 10 Downing St and run under the Horse Guard parade ground. Anyhow, this was quickly eclipsed by some inbred pelicans with a penchant for eating pigeons.
We were then shown Westminster Abbey, where a royal wedding is to be held next April. Then onto the houses of parliament where Big Ben stands. We also learned about the gunpowder plot to blow up the houses of parliament and everyone in there and how the whole place burned down anyway 200 years ago, so that's why it looks like it does now.
By this stage it was almost 4pm and the sun was going down so it was absolutely freezing. We headed into Covent Garden for a meal and a beer and to warm up.
All in all, a very satisfying day and I'd really love to do a tour with these guys again. Oh right, this is them.