On Saturday, day 3, we met up with Sebastian at the train station where he was waiting with his car. He drove us across town to the Avenue Montagne where the French fashion stores are and had a look around Chanel, Louis Vuitton, etc. From there, we walked up the Champs Elysees and had a look around. It's a bit like Oxford St with all the flagship stores of various companies, only it's much wider so it can actually accommodate all the people.
At the end we reached the Arc de Triomph and crossed under the street to it. It should be noted that it's in the middle of a huge roundabout that has 12 streets feeding into it. Driving in France in general seems like a bad idea, I think.


From here we drove back down along the river to the 12th Arrondisement, where there was a vege market just packing up for the day. It was just a little bit chaotic. In this area we found the Baron Rouge wine bar, which has a few hundred wines on the menu and a very provincial feel to it. We had a charcuterie board and some wines before continuing on.

We somehow got stuck behind some kind of demonstration, so we bailed out of the car and went to look around on foot in the Les Halles area. We wandered around in the area for a bit, the heat and sunlight not helping us in our hungover state. We made for the river where hundreds of people were sitting every few metres along the edge. I can't describe how beautiful Paris is in this context, with the sun beating down, the beautiful buildings all around and the river at your feet.
We walked back through town from there and to the Champs Elysees again to look for dinner and to do a little shopping. In the evening, groups of street dancers start setting up and performing for tips and the main shops are open until 1am. We made it back to the apartment late that night, exhausted.
On the next day we got up late and decided that we would make the trip out to Versaille. We chose to go with the Sandeman's tour and had the guide from our first day back again to take us around. We met at Place St Michel and bought some sandwich rolls to take with us on the 45 minute train ride. When we arrived, we walked the 5 minutes around to the Rue de Paris, which leads up to the front gates of the palace.

And what a palace it is! In the front of the magnificent front of Versaille sits a statue of Louis XIV on horseback, the guy who built the whole palace during his reign after taking a violent dislike to the city of Paris. We were both lucky and unlucky to choose this day to go, as it did start raining soon after we entered the garden (for nearly an hour) but it was also the day that they turn all the fountains on for a few hours.

If the front of Versaille is impressive, it is quickly surpassed by the view from the back. Without a doubt, it is the most mind numbing sight to look upon the enormity of those grounds, stretching out as far as the eye can see. Remember, as I always say, photos can never to justice to the real thing? It's still true even with these ones of the grounds.

The tour was very good and much better than walking around the gardens haphazardly. There's far too much to see here on one trip and the sheer enormity of the place with all the statues and fountains and secret groves is all too much to take in on one visit. There's one grove where a grotto has been carved out of stone blocks and statues placed about it to form some classical scene. In another, the form of Enceladus bursts from a volcanic lake - and when the fountains turned on, a stream of water several metres high spewed from his mouth. All the while this was backed up by classical music coming out of hidden speakers all over the garden.



After a good few informative hours touring around the gardens, we left our guide and purchased tickets for the inside of the palace itself. Words can not describe the majesty and awe felt when surrounded by such incredible decoration. Each room on display was decorated in a different style for a different purpose. Intricate paintings filled every space not otherwise decorated by gilded woodwork or stone.

We stayed until closing and finally made our way by train back into Paris. We had to meet the landlord to get our bond back, so we sat around in the apartment for a short while and then headed out at around 10pm in search of sustenance with our new found riches.
Surprisingly, just up the road several bistros were still serving food, so we sat down at one that our landlord recommended to us - Le Relais Gascon. I would seriously recommend this place as it was amazing. I had my first escargots in their shells, which was amazing! For a main I had a honey glazed duck and Kristen had the steak with roquefort sauce. For dessert, I had the tart tartine and Kristen had the creme brulee.
Suitably stuffed we retired to sleep for our final day in France. On the next morning we went out to fill our saddlebags with provisions for the trip back to the land of pie and mash (but I jest, really London does have everything). Everything sold in France is all packaged in undecipherable boxes and as we were taking the train, it was the perfect excuse to load up.
We went for a last trip up to the Place de Terte to see the painters and try some actual French macarons and our last crepe and just generally overdo it. After this, so enamoured were we with the dining experience, we sat down for another meal. I just had to have authentic moule frites, so I found myself sitting in front of a giant pile of mussels in their shells in a mushroom creme broth.
[caption id="attachment_253" align="aligncenter" width="620" caption="This is entirely not related to anything I've mentioned elsewhere, it's just randomly snapped somewhere on this day."]
[/caption]Yes, I did discover French cuisine in France, as much as I discovered the Eiffel Tower. Both are protected by UNESCO, you know? After this we paid Fauchon a visit, which is the most expensive and exquisite food store in Paris, I'm sure. It's like fashion and food got together and had a lovechild. Their patisserie section is pure art, to the extent where it feels wrong to eat the creations found there. We did anyway (as you may have noticed, exploring France is hungry work).

Another shop I'd recommend is Colette, which is a concept fashion/oddity shop. It was really packed with fresh and innovative ideas and top end fashion by emerging and the new established designers.
But that's all we have time for, and just as well as we boarded our train away that afternoon for our journey back to England, where we slipped uncomfortably back into our native language.


























